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    3/30/2006

    成为旅行家的必备素质

    a.要有一个强健的身体
      强健和强壮是不一样的。后者估计这辈子我都达不到了。因为我的肠胃功能通常被认为是上帝的一个过失。不过除此之外应该保持一个即便有点苗条却能上窜下跳必要时迅速逃命的体格(——猴儿啊?)。
     
    b.要有钱
      背包族的种族职业“徒步行者”(天赋:负重能力+15%,行动范围+1,对地形的不利影响有-1的豁免权,但根据等极有财富限制)是相当受人尊敬的。然而在奢侈的美景中如果能够稍微奢侈的享受一下是很可以自我陶醉的。
     
    c.相~当~的社交能力
      强者的感言通常是:“世界这么大,我好渺小啊~”。是的。当你在观光的时候,你自己也在被别人观光:从你新奇的登山包、108种功能的瑞士军刀更重要的是言行举止。
     
    d.时刻保持乐观
      但也不能放松警惕。举个例子,即使你怀疑飞机正在下坠——因为刚刚有一个空姐顺着过道从机尾飘到了机头,也不能慌张——请牢牢铭记,上个世纪最酷的空难遗体姿势获奖者是山本五十六,他双手拄着军刀怒目圆睁端坐于被击落的座机中。
     
    --------------------------以下:充分但非必要条件-------------------------
    这些条件可能让你的旅途更安逸
     
    (1.)要会2种以上外语
      目前我只大概会2种:英语和重庆话。
     
    (2.)美食家/大厨
      只会下方便面当然不行(这基本上是我目前的水平),会做面包馅饼炸酱面固然很好,不过旅途中可能只能找到模样古怪的果子、鱼、蘑菇当材料。如果没有手艺料理它们,请务必训练自己有个超级好胃口。
     
    (3.)满腹经纶
      当然MBA学位不会提升你的旅行好感度,多读些诗词倒是可以升华情操,背一些急救常识多了解些地理和气象术语即便不能真的派上用场也可以拿出来吓唬吓唬别人或者自我安慰。
     
    (4.)超人/蝙蝠侠/蜘蛛侠/机器猫/X-MAN/孙悟空/马加爵 具备上述任何一人的特殊技能
      关键时刻都可以令你全身而退(甚至可能顺便英雄救美一下)。如果没有粮饷了还可以街头卖艺。

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    鸠鸠 Anjowrote:
    吓……我也会英语和重庆话的说……
    Apr. 2
    遥 遥wrote:
    郭德纲同学还是满不错的
    Apr. 1
    Frank Shakawrote:
    马加爵。。。。。这,这有点儿意思哈~~~
    Mar. 31

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